did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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