I wanna bring you to show and tell
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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