There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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