i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
How does one acquire holy water?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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