He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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