just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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