My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The adults are the big ones right?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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