covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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