Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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