The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I need moral support for this bender
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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