1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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