There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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