Whod you bang
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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