I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
