weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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