We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
