just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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