Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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