We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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