We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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