dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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