Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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