he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
