are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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