I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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