Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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