I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Randomize
