I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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