Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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