I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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