worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
She even gives head with a lisp.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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