Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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