I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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