I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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