no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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