I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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