***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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