There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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