let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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