i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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