Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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