did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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