Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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