And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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