Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It's never too late to be topless.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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