I wanna bring you to show and tell
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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