Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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