her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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