I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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