whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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